We fought the Louvre…and the Louvre won. Apparently we picked the busiest day of the year to visit France’s most famous museum. Notice the queue in photo #2. Even with Brian’s foresight to buy Priority Passes and hire a personal tour guide, we only saw maybe 5% of all the art exhibited here. Our tour guide seemed to take perverse pleasure in shocking us with “Must See” exhibits of enormous naked male body parts, weird hermaphrodite statues, and creepy eyeless baby wedding sculptures. At the end, Brian was catatonic and the girls were slightly traumatized. Paige’s verdict of the Louvre, “I liked Graceland better.”